Hi, I'm Sarah Rosenshine!
I've written these for McSweeney's,
this for The New Yorker,
this and this, etc., for The Onion,
and these radio sketches.
I'm also a web developer.
This is my github.
Here is a person in a mural that looks like me:
This is my handwriting.
And here are all of the previous links I mentioned, and a few more, in one tidy list.
Thanks for reading! This is the end.