a robot with glasses

Hi, I'm Sarah Rosenshine!

I've written these for McSweeney's,
this for The New Yorker,
this and this, etc., for The Onion,
and these radio sketches.

I'm also a web developer.
This is my github.

Here is a person in a mural that looks like me:

relief

This is my handwriting.

And here are all of the previous links I mentioned, and a few more, in one tidy list.

Thanks for reading! This is the end.